walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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