i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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