I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
