Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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