I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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