I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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