Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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