Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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