what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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