very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
