how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Vodka?
Forever.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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