So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
