The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
