sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i will never coherently bang her
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
