If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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