Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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