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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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