Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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