The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
The dick lei will go down in squad history
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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