He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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