i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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