my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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