He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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