The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
porn star boner night. come get it.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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