i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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