I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just had sex on a roof
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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