Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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