I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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