fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think brook has ever known best
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
