She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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