My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
