Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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