from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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