i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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