everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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