ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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