Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
