I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
