So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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