It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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