she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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