You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
this is an emotional support booty call
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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