It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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