can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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