Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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