it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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