He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
