return my video game
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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