omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
