i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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