Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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