woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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